The Pants Are Not Flattering.

You wanna know why baseball players are not sexual icons? It's the pants. They're designed to make ball players look like chumps.

They used to belt the ankles to keep the dirt from riding up. That was baseball pants' first mistake.



It only went downhill from there.



Not even Griffey pulls them off.



Honestly, baseball. You never had any hope of being a sexy sport.



Or did you...?