Today I woke up to the news that Curt the Hurt Schilling was planning to retire. Thankfully, he has only chosen to retire from baseball, and not from blogging. Schilling has not been relevant in baseball since his foot exploded in 2004. On the blogging front, however, Schilling has been relevant as recently as March 11, 2009, when he explained in his blog when fans should and should not ask him for an autograph (hint: not before, during, or after a baseball game).
Monday, March 23, 2009
Don't Worry Curt, Pedro's Got Game Seven This Year
Today I woke up to the news that Curt the Hurt Schilling was planning to retire. Thankfully, he has only chosen to retire from baseball, and not from blogging. Schilling has not been relevant in baseball since his foot exploded in 2004. On the blogging front, however, Schilling has been relevant as recently as March 11, 2009, when he explained in his blog when fans should and should not ask him for an autograph (hint: not before, during, or after a baseball game).
Friday, March 20, 2009
Fuck.
Another season in which you'll be hearing little from amypoo.
As Spring Training wraps up, my two least favorite teams in the entire league are first and second in the National League Spring Training standings, while the Reds sit 9 and 12 near the bottom. Griffey's gone, I'm still mourning over Larkin, and some of the kids on this team are younger than I am.
What are you DOING? If you had a baseball to grab maybe you wouldn't grab your own nipple so much! YOU BREAK MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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As Spring Training wraps up, my two least favorite teams in the entire league are first and second in the National League Spring Training standings, while the Reds sit 9 and 12 near the bottom. Griffey's gone, I'm still mourning over Larkin, and some of the kids on this team are younger than I am.
What are you DOING? If you had a baseball to grab maybe you wouldn't grab your own nipple so much! YOU BREAK MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009
This is definitely my fault...
TRAGIC ENDING FOR MINOR LEAGUER TRADED FOR BATS
"Details of his final days are elusive. His death was obscure. There is no record on where he was living, no explanation of how his body wound up at a hospital, no police report, no public record of where he is buried. Numerous telephone messages left for his family and friends were not returned.
The actual 10 bats that Odom got traded for, they’re easy to discover. An Internet search shows a picture of them, stamped with 'John Odom Trade Bat.'
They were never used."
"Details of his final days are elusive. His death was obscure. There is no record on where he was living, no explanation of how his body wound up at a hospital, no police report, no public record of where he is buried. Numerous telephone messages left for his family and friends were not returned.
The actual 10 bats that Odom got traded for, they’re easy to discover. An Internet search shows a picture of them, stamped with 'John Odom Trade Bat.'
They were never used."
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