I'm Cranky.

I'm in a cranky mood. Hey! I think I'll update this stupid baseball blog!

And just to make sure it stays stupid, and also to use my crankiness in a constructive manner, this post is going to be...

BASEBALL IMAGES THAT PUT ME IN A WORSE MOOD THAN i ALREADY AM! WHEE! LET THE PUMMELING CONTINUE!

All right, this is gonna be fun entertainment for all of us. I'll be using my crankiness in such a constructive manner, we won't know what to do with ourselves except feel better about life.



Grrrr.



I don't know what's more annoying: Monkeys doing cute things, or people who think monkeys doing cute things is cute.



What's odd is that this image would normally make me so happy. But when I'm cranky this is infuriating.

Let's shake things up a bit. Now it's time for...

BASEBALL IMAGES THAT ODDLY PUT ME IN A BETTER MOOD!

Let's rock and roll.



Please hit the little girl... please hit the little girl...



Actually, now that I think of it, this image kind of pisses me off.



BUT THIS ONE DOESN'T!



I would enjoy this much more if we lived in a world where I would never have to ask myself how much Photoshop has to do with anything. Gotta have faith, Amy. Gotta have faith.



Next time I'm in a cranky mood, will someone please remind me that this image exists and that I can find it on this blog? Thanks. I could swim 80 laps on pure adrenaline after looking at this thing.

"You Play Ball Like a Girl!"

We all remember the famous line from The Sandlot. Some of us may even remember a line or two from A League of Their Own.
Umpire: Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently. Good rule of thumb: treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother.
Jimmy Dugan: Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat on?

The point is this: Whatever. I just want to update this fucking blog because everyday I don't update this blog is a little bit worse than the day before.

So I did a google image search for "baseball and animals" to see what I could come up with. Nothing. It all sucked. Every image. They all sucked. (at least, every image on the first page.)

That's when I realized that I just needed to be more honest. Baseball was uninspiring to me this past season. Fuck it.
"Uninspiring baseball" became my next search.
And for some reason, this photo came up



So I thought about the grand possibilities of writing about women in baseball in film. Or something. But that's just as dishonest as anything to me right now. I'd rather just post more images that came up in my "uninspiring baseball" Google image search!



Totally uninspiring thing about baseball. Good job, Google Images!



100% INspiring and 0% baseball. Bad job, Google Images. You're 1 for 2 right now!



Definitely "yes" on the baseball. It can go either way on the "uninspiring," though.
...
Oh what the heck; we'll give it to ya! You're 2 for 3!



Too easy. But fine.



Another one of these. All right, sure. Totes uninspiring. Let's keep going.



I'm beginning to think that Google Images doesn't know what "uninspiring" means.